Developer: QUICKTEQUILA
Publisher: Tiny Build Games
Rrp: £3.49
Released: 31st July 2014
Available on Steam, Gog.com and their own site
Played using: Mouse and Keyboard
Lovely Planet is a deep and heartfelt story about one mans struggle against his own fate. You start the game like any other, in a nameless and thankless city. No one, notices you, or cares for you and so you do the only rational thing any sane person can do… You kill everything! ESPECIALLY THE APPLES!
The graphical style as you can tell from the screen shots I’ve taken is in the brand new 4D that allows you to see the very curve of time. This is bleeding edge graphical fidelity. I actually openly wept from its beauty. Clearly this game was created by the gods themselves and all others should prostrate themselves in its glory.
Of course what FPS would be complete without a vast arsenal of weaponry? Well, normally I’d agree with you, but in this masterwork you have all you need in a singular gun.
According to my highly reliable sources the music was created by the only captive unicorn in existence and if heard by mere mortals ears will cause an increase in pregnancy rates in men. You can’t argue with that kind of science.
Recommend it? I insist you buy this game. Sure, it’ll cost you your mortal soul but you didn’t need that dusty old thing really, did you?
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In all seriousness though, this is a basic run and gun game, that’s clearly meant for speed running. I personally found it extremely frustrating but I’ve never been good at those kind of games.
Happy April Fools Day!
