Developer: Mature Games
Steam Deck Compatibility?: Playable
Rrp: £1.69 (Steam)
You know how whenever Disney or some other major film company releases a new film there’s always some very low budget rip off? Specifically one that has cover art that’s designed in such a way as to trick someone’s elderly family member into mistakenly buying it? This game is that for Cyberpunk 2077. This is the ‘Little Panda Fighter’ to Dreamworks ‘Kung Fu Panda’. The evidence for my claim is pretty apparent but just to add more fuel to the fire lets take note that this game was released two days after Cyberpunk 2077’s original release date and like Cyberpunk 2077 this game is set in Night City. I could go on but I think I’ve laboured the point enough.
The long and the short of it is that this game is effectively Huniepop with a Cyberpunk skin. You ‘date’ the five girls by performing a match three puzzle and beating its score. After each date you gain a heart up to a maximum of five hearts, if you have another successful date after that and its night (there’s a day night cycle included) you can then have sex with them. Once you do you’re given a ‘H’ scene to view (H meaning hentai).
Each of the five girls you can date are animated, bouncing and jiggling away as you converse with them on the various dates. The quality of the stories for each of the characters varies wildly, not that any are written especially well. There was one that I took more of a liking to (feel free to guess which if you ever decide to play this game) but even that particular story felt very single note.
I could go into detail about the various mechanics but honestly most of it is unimportant, sure you could learn about each girls likes and dislikes but they amount to nothing. There’s no loss condition, once you gain a heart it can never be lost so its not like you lose any progress.
So, is it worth playing? God, no. If you want hentai there’s lots online going for free, if you want a good match three game I recommend giving Ironcast a try. I review that a while ago and its far better.
